This week's events:
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| Melanie slathered body lotion in Belle's hair. |
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| Which was followed by their favorite pastime, rifling through my drawers. |
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| Yes, that's a tampon. |
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| No, it has not been used. |
Yes, I was here when this happened.
Belle also flushed a 3 inch hard fishing lure down my toilet. In a slow motion "NOOOOOOOOOO," I fished in after it (pardon the pun). Away it swirled.
A few days ago, they'd gone into the refrigerator, taken out the ham for dinner, hauled it into my bedroom, and were jumping on it.
Yesterday morning, they kept getting into the freezer. I found Melanie with a tub of ice cream in the living room. They each helped themselves to a popsicle. The coup de grace was a bag of frozen chicken on the living room carpet.
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| My solution. |
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| Their response. |
I'm thinking of full-time preschool during the summer.
I can't stop laughing - only bc it is all to familiar. Piper put all of the cascade packets into Bonnie's cage and then managed to spray her down with oxy floor cleaner. I swear I don't leave them alone but for a few minutes. Crafty is all that comes to mind. I wish we could get them together.
ReplyDeleteWAY TOO FUNNY!! I THINK YOU SHOULD BE A WRITER OF "BOOKS FOR WOULD-BE MOMS"
ReplyDeleteMiguel, Lucas, Melanie and Belle would get along swimmingly
ReplyDeleteMan, I loved this. I thought my son was the only one who found ever-changing ways of keeping me on my toes. And the tampon thing? Been there, done that! Lol
ReplyDeleteI wanted to kill them that day. The craziest things happen during the summer when they are bored. I'm sure I'll have more escapades to report very soon.
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